Pet Peeve

I'm mellow. Aside from dominating the blogosphere, i dominate very little.  The world is there, and I am here, and that is fine. From nine 2 five I don't like to rock the boat too aggressively.  However, at five 0 one i like to think that i become a shark in a coy pond - rock it, scare it, get nuts. BUT, the things that happen during the regular working hours of 9 until 5 are often the most interesting and memorable things of the whole day. (at least what we can remember, nudge nudge)

I'm talking about your pet peeves. Even the word "peeve" makes me want to scream a scream that makes the hairs on your spine stand on end. I hate those that word (peeve), as much as i hate the actions that are given the name. Personally, my number one...loud chewing.  I could seriously slap someone with chop sticks if they chew loudly in my ear - no hesitation.  Thank the precious lord for ipods because people in the office chew loudly in the office constantly. And honestly, I can say that I do NOT blame the chewers, but rather the asshole office space planners that chose the 4 inch high walls opposed to the 12 inch sound (somewhat) blocking walls - or even better the officles now readily available . To all of your office space planners that recommend this 4 inch - team building feature -they're assholes - i recommend the 12 inchers.  For the record, I'm less friendly with people I watch pick their noses for 9 hours a day than those i don't see do that. Anyway. Sorry. 

What is your pet... fuck, i cant do it. I hate that word too much. What is the offense that will  make you slap someone with an unbroken pair of chop sticks for? 

Brief ending side note - Chop Sticks because they wont hurt someone as much as they'll really surprise them. 

ok that was negative. apologize. 

i do, however, like the sociableness for the 15 minutes a day that we all talk. 

it is through loving someone more that you learn to love someone less.