Your Theme Song

This weeks conversation starter is bold. I mean, this baby is heavy. So maybe you want to go read something else for a second, get a little warm up, I don't want you tweak after reading on this space.

Ok now that you're back from blog warm up laps. I'll hit you with it.

Pick your theme song. The song will be played every time you walk into a room, work included. Before you get crazy, there are a few rules. If you walk into a room with more than one person, the most appropriate song will be played. This rule is known as the "how cool are your friends rule". If your friends are cool enough, a totally inappropriate song should play almost every time you walk into a room. This will happen because you've all chosen such ridiculous songs that the mechanism that chooses will be befuddled by the lack of taste in your song choices. Also, you can change your entrance song twice a year. I believe that everyone should go through phases, such as the "spandex base layer - every day" phase, or the "adding -eze to all words" phase. Having a temporary theme song will assist you phase your way through life. "Remember when i was in my competitive-eating and 'Crazy Train' phase!!"

Right off the bat you should rule a few songs out: 'Black Bird' by the Beatles, or any of the other touching covers that exist. This beautiful, melodic song is too tasteful. People will assume you are really deep and tasteful, and you'll surely disappoint them. Also, the entire Creed library of songs should be out. There is almost no way to recover from an entrance to "With Arms Wide Open."

Some good options are: 'Why don't we do it in the road' : why even go to a bar? The ladies will get the message. Also, '...Baby one more time' by Britney Spears says your nostalgic for the good ol days when craziness was hidden behind pure hotness and personal issues were handled in private rehab offices.

So let me know what you'd chose as your temporary theme song. I also suggest asking your friends and coworkers.